--> Back when we were young..

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(via paradisiac-)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via paradisiac-)

Anonymous: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993
toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana
"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour."

It’s sad.
Because you’re only flaw is that you spread yourself too thin.
And that one day. You might look back and realize what we could have been.